You might be a shitlord if…

It’s been a while since my last post. I’ll be honest there isn’t much of a good excuse, Just laziness and a preoccupation with a certain Fallout 4 DLC.

Instead of writing another rant or political piece, lets go with some humor.

You might be a shitlord if…

  1. If you think ‘whale hunting’ means milking tumblrite lolcows, you might be a shitlord.
  2. If you noticed ‘Toilet Seat Complexion’  sounds better than a poo complexion, you might be a shitlord. (Black Hitler)
  3. If you own more Trump hats than sports caps, you might be a shitlord.
  4. If you say ‘cuck’ more times in a day than a chicken in a week, you might be a shitlord.
  5. If people think you’re RPing an anthropomorphic frog, you might be a shitlord.
  6. If you go by your online alias to trigger libs IRL, you might be a shitlord.
  7. If Dylann Roof ‘could have been your son’, you’re definately a shitlord.
  8. If ‘gate’ is an acceptable suffix for any controversy, you might be a shitlord.
  9. If you have yellow fever just because western women aren’t traditional, you might be a shitlord.
  10. If your Waifu is not infact asian, but white, you’re definately a shitlord.
  11. If ‘intersectional’ is a type of couch, you might be a shitlord.
  12. If your gender designation is ‘goy’/’goyim’/’goyself’, you might be a shitlord.
  13. If you refer to your vlog or podcast as ‘the Shoah’, you might be a shitlord.
  14. If you’re unironically supporting a merchant for POTUS, you might be a shitlord.
  15. If your memes are danker than Colorado, you might be a shitlord.
  16. If your IQ is your greatest strength, you might be a shitlord.
  17. If Islam is the new communism, you might be a shitlord.
  18. If you believe the vast majority of people are sheep, you might be a shitlord.
  19. If you believe that most shitlords are also sheep, you’re definately a shitlord.
  20. If the podcast your listening to makes John McCain look like Elizabeth Warren, you might be a shitlord.

More will be added. Tweet #UMightBeAShitlord. Follow @YMBA_Shitlord for shitlord jokes and shitlord joke retweets.