You might be a shitlord if…

It’s been a while since my last post. I’ll be honest there isn’t much of a good excuse, Just laziness and a preoccupation with a certain Fallout 4 DLC.

Instead of writing another rant or political piece, lets go with some humor.

You might be a shitlord if…

  1. If you think ‘whale hunting’ means milking tumblrite lolcows, you might be a shitlord.
  2. If you noticed ‘Toilet Seat Complexion’  sounds better than a poo complexion, you might be a shitlord. (Black Hitler)
  3. If you own more Trump hats than sports caps, you might be a shitlord.
  4. If you say ‘cuck’ more times in a day than a chicken in a week, you might be a shitlord.
  5. If people think you’re RPing an anthropomorphic frog, you might be a shitlord.
  6. If you go by your online alias to trigger libs IRL, you might be a shitlord.
  7. If Dylann Roof ‘could have been your son’, you’re definately a shitlord.
  8. If ‘gate’ is an acceptable suffix for any controversy, you might be a shitlord.
  9. If you have yellow fever just because western women aren’t traditional, you might be a shitlord.
  10. If your Waifu is not infact asian, but white, you’re definately a shitlord.
  11. If ‘intersectional’ is a type of couch, you might be a shitlord.
  12. If your gender designation is ‘goy’/’goyim’/’goyself’, you might be a shitlord.
  13. If you refer to your vlog or podcast as ‘the Shoah’, you might be a shitlord.
  14. If you’re unironically supporting a merchant for POTUS, you might be a shitlord.
  15. If your memes are danker than Colorado, you might be a shitlord.
  16. If your IQ is your greatest strength, you might be a shitlord.
  17. If Islam is the new communism, you might be a shitlord.
  18. If you believe the vast majority of people are sheep, you might be a shitlord.
  19. If you believe that most shitlords are also sheep, you’re definately a shitlord.
  20. If the podcast your listening to makes John McCain look like Elizabeth Warren, you might be a shitlord.

More will be added. Tweet #UMightBeAShitlord. Follow @YMBA_Shitlord for shitlord jokes and shitlord joke retweets.

On the petition to suspend Social Justice cources in Universities part 2.

I meant to write this a few days ago, but my conception of this part changed a bit. Before I get started, Disclaimer: I don’t claim to be entirely neutral. I try to give the benefit of the doubt when I have no reason otherwise. Ultimately I don’t agree with the petition but there’s been little to no discussion that doesn’t involve petty bullshit. Closure and understanding is what we need but is in short supply. Continue reading

On the petition to suspend Social Justice Courses in universities. Part One of Two

I’ve been meaning to start this blog for a while. I started out by writing some cbeesy introductory posts that didn’t make the cut. But now is a good a time as any to write something. This particular topic has had quite a bit said already, but what the hell. Perhaps someone will find something I have to say unique, or at least a concise portrayal of the controversy.

This post comes in two parts. Part one will explain the petition, and why I won’t be signing it. Part two will be discussing some of the controversy.

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